Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her ...

Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We ...

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."

Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

Yo momma is so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo momma is so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she ...

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We ...

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.