Showing posts with label house. Show all posts
Showing posts with label house. Show all posts

Thursday, February 28, 2013

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

Saturday, December 1, 2012

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Monday, January 16, 2012

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Monday, December 26, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she ...

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Saturday, October 15, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Monday, September 12, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Sunday, July 31, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Thursday, June 16, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

Monday, June 6, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

Saturday, May 28, 2011

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the ...

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she ...

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Sunday, May 1, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Friday, April 29, 2011

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned ...

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"