Showing posts with label shirt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shirt. Show all posts

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Friday, May 27, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. ...

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Monday, May 2, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Monday, April 4, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.