Showing posts with label ground. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ground. Show all posts

Saturday, December 1, 2012

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground ...

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground ...

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Monday, December 26, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground ...

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Monday, September 12, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground ...

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a ...

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.