What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
Showing posts with label worker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label worker. Show all posts
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Sunday, January 1, 2012
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
Saturday, December 17, 2011
A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his ...
A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "Is it true that you called him a liar?
"Yes, I did."
"Did you call him stupid?"
"Yes."
"And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole?"
"No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"
"Yes, I did."
"Did you call him stupid?"
"Yes."
"And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole?"
"No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"
Monday, August 29, 2011
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
Monday, June 6, 2011
A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?
A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"
The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."
The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."
The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."
The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."
Monday, May 16, 2011
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
Sunday, March 20, 2011
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
Friday, March 18, 2011
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says ...
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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