What is the range of a Viola?
As far as you can kick it.
Showing posts with label viola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label viola. Show all posts
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Monday, November 19, 2012
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
Sunday, September 2, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But ...
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
It's usually still in the case.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in ...
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?
There are skid marks before of the skunk.
There are skid marks before of the skunk.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But ...
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
It's usually still in the case.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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