Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts

Monday, January 9, 2012

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. ...

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. ...

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. ...

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. ...

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.

"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.

"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."