Showing posts with label speeding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label speeding. Show all posts

Monday, December 26, 2011

Why was the leper caught speeding?

Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Why was the leper caught speeding?

Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

Friday, March 18, 2011

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he ...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Monday, March 7, 2011

Why was the leper caught speeding?

Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.