Showing posts with label princess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label princess. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, August 26, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, May 6, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Why did the Princess cross the road?

Why did the Princess cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.