What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girlfriend. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Friday, September 14, 2012
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Monday, April 23, 2012
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. ...
A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a brilliant plan. He said: "Next time you meet her under the tree behind your home. I will be up in the tree waiting for you. If she refuses again you ask God in the heaven whether you can have sex with her or not. And I will give the right answer to you and her."
The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She refused. So he said to her: "And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven, would you follow his advise?" "Yes, I would" she said. So he asked: "Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?" And the voice from heaven said: "OK my friend, go ahead!" And so they had sex the first time.
But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father answered: "My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in heaven have a go!"
The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She refused. So he said to her: "And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven, would you follow his advise?" "Yes, I would" she said. So he asked: "Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?" And the voice from heaven said: "OK my friend, go ahead!" And so they had sex the first time.
But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father answered: "My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in heaven have a go!"
Thursday, January 12, 2012
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Sunday, November 27, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Friday, July 22, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Saturday, June 11, 2011
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 pounds.
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
About 45 pounds.
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?
45 minutes.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. ...
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.
When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor ..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up ..."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie ... I know you'd like it, too ..."
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love ... Don't be like that ..."
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor ..."
"At this time of the night? No one will show up ..."
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie ... I know you'd like it, too ..."
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love ... Don't be like that ..."
At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. ...
A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a brilliant plan. He said: "Next time you meet her under the tree behind your home. I will be up in the tree waiting for you. If she refuses again you ask God in the heaven whether you can have sex with her or not. And I will give the right answer to you and her."
The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She refused. So he said to her: "And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven, would you follow his advise?" "Yes, I would" she said. So he asked: "Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?" And the voice from heaven said: "OK my friend, go ahead!" And so they had sex the first time.
But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father answered: "My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in heaven have a go!"
The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She refused. So he said to her: "And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven, would you follow his advise?" "Yes, I would" she said. So he asked: "Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?" And the voice from heaven said: "OK my friend, go ahead!" And so they had sex the first time.
But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father answered: "My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in heaven have a go!"
Friday, May 6, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Friday, April 8, 2011
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
Slow down and use a lubricant.
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