Showing posts with label common. Show all posts
Showing posts with label common. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Friday, November 16, 2012

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.

Monday, July 30, 2012

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Friday, June 8, 2012

What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Monday, January 30, 2012

What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Monday, January 16, 2012

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Monday, October 31, 2011

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Friday, October 7, 2011

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Friday, August 12, 2011

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Friday, August 5, 2011

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They both live off dead Beatles.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.