Showing posts with label Michael. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael. Show all posts

Friday, February 8, 2013

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

"Don't let your son go down on me."

Sunday, May 8, 2011

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Why did Michael Jackson call "Boyz II Men"?

Why did Michael Jackson call "Boyz II Men"?

He thought it was a delivery service.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?

Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?

Because he gets to see some balls.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.