Showing posts with label Hillary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hillary. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is ...

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is ...

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ...

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."

Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is ...

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.