You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Showing posts with label yourself. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yourself. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ...
Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
Friday, June 10, 2011
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. ...
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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