Showing posts with label thing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thing. Show all posts

Thursday, November 15, 2012

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

His ass.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They are married.