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Thursday, November 1, 2012

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started ...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Thursday, June 21, 2012

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started ...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Friday, December 30, 2011

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started ...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Friday, July 15, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started ...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Friday, June 17, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started ...

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. ...

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!