Showing posts with label place. Show all posts
Showing posts with label place. Show all posts

Thursday, January 10, 2013

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. ...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

Sunday, November 27, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Friday, October 28, 2011

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. ...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

Saturday, October 22, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Friday, August 26, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Friday, May 6, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. ...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

Thursday, March 24, 2011

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. ...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

Sunday, March 6, 2011

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. ...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"