Showing posts with label happened. Show all posts
Showing posts with label happened. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Friday, March 11, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.